Squirrel Attack
Jan '04 – bobby bunny

There's a squirrel at my window
He keeps looking at me
Sitting on the fire escape
Up in the giant tree

There's a squirrel in the window
I'm getting nervous now
He seems intent on getting in
But I'm a wondering how
Shit he just ate the cable
Disconnected the phone
Does he intend to break in here?
And kill me in my home?

It's a squirrel attack! It's a squirrel attack!
They keep comin' back! It's a squirrel attack!

Sittin' watching the TV
Discovery civilization channel
There's a squirrel with a screwdriver
And I think he's tryin' to open a panel
Chewing off the weather stripping
Gnawing holes in the siding
Gnawing through the electrical wires
Obsessed incessant biting!
There's another one up in the tree
No wait thereís two, theres three!
A large army of irate squirrels
And they're all looking at me!

It's a squirrel attack! It's a squirrel attack!
Some are grey, some black! It's a squirrel attack!